So a white working class man walks into a bar that happens to be liberal and orders a drink. He says to the bartender who happens to be black, ‘I think that anyone protesting deserves to die’. The black bartender says to his coworker who happens to be homosexual, “did you here what this f***** just said?” Whereupon the homosexual coworker who happens to be a man texts his Uber driver outside who happens to be a woman, “hold on a minute, things just got hairy in here, can you give me five minutes?” Whereupon the woman became suddenly self-conscious of her hairy legs that she was trying to pull off to be more radical and texts back, “no.”
She drives off and gives the potential customer a negative rating.
Meanwhile inside the bar the potential for a squabble is seemingly at it’s zenith and the homosexual asks the black man, “excuse me? Did you call me a f*****?” Whereupon the white workers mouth drops open and is obviously offended for the homosexual. The black bartender responds to his coworker and tells him, “no I called this man a f*****.”
“Why did you call this man a f*****?”
“Oh, because he is an Atlanta football fan.”
“Where did you get the idea that his brain couldn’t understand the virtues of civil disobedience from the fact that he liked the Atlanta Falcons?”
“Because I am a Saints fan and Falcons are idiots.”
At this point the working class white tipped two dollars and left the bar and got in his truck. The homosexual man clocked out and got in a second Uber he had ordered and the black bartender began swiping right on his Tinder.
The angry want to be feminist landed a random one hundred dollar tip from her next customer who happened to identify as a woman who complimented her on her legs. Whereupon the female Uber driver used the one hundred dollars that night to buy an expensive shaving kit from amazon.
