Friday, November 26, 2021

Presidential V

 March to the Sea


Our camp-fires shone bright on the mountain

That frowned on the river below,

As we stood by our guns in the morning

And eagerly watched for the foe


Then sang we a song for our chieftain,

That echoed over river and lea;

And the stars of our banner shone brighter

When Sherman marched down to the sea


General William Tecumseh Sherman thought it wise to elevate the status of the Negro in America to something closer to the white man but he did not desire it be equal nor did he make it a hobby of his own to see this change of status occur. His attention to the crisis of the civil war was realized when he was living in the South and Abraham Lincoln was elected President of the United States. A slave revolt was an old nightmare of the South and the South was to establish a separate nation in order to preserve slavery as an institution. Sherman moved out of the South in order to join the northern cause of fighting in order to preserve the Union. Ulysses S. Grant becomes Abraham Lincoln’s fighting man and General Sherman becomes Ulysses S Grant’s Raider of the Deep South.


Then cheer upon cheer for bold Sherman

Went up from valley and glen,

And the bugles reechoed the music

That came from the lips of the men;

For we knew that the stars in our banner

More bright in their splendour would be

And that blessings from Northland would greet us,

When Sherman marched down to the sea!


Then sang we a song for our chieftain,

That echoed over river and lea;

And the stars of our banner shone brighter

When Sherman marched down to the sea


After Grant and Sherman graduate a political and administrative labyrinth they secure the navigation of the Mississippi River. Lincoln then promotes Grant to be commander of all Union forces between the Appalachian mountains and Mississippi river. The first thing Grant does is secure advancement for Sherman. When Lincoln promotes Grant to Lieutenant General and Commander of all the Union armies Grant puts Sherman in charge of the forces of the West and the campaign to penetrate the Deep South.


Then forward, boys! Forward to battle!

We marched on our wearisome way,

We stormed the wild hills of Reseca -

God bless those who fell on that day!

Then Kenesaw frowned in its glory,

Frowned down on the flag of the free;

But the East and the West bore our Standard,

And Sherman marched to the Sea!


Then sang we a song for our chieftain,

That echoed over river and lea;

And the stars of our banner shone brighter

When Sherman marched down to the sea


While Grant becomes known as “The Butcher” for a fighting philosophy that includes sending as many forces into the fray as possible and known for the quote, “We will fight it out on this line if it takes all summer”, Sherman gains a reputation for commanding technical soldiers that lay waste anything in their path. Both strategies are successful and come to be known as total warfare. Sherman calls his specific strategy of damaging resources as enlightened war. 


We will do it in our own time and in our own way; that it makes no difference whether it be in one year, or two, or ten, or twenty; that we will remove and destroy every obstacle, if need be, take every life, every acre of land, every particle of property, everything that to us seems to us proper, that we will not cease till the end is attained; that all who do not aid us are enemies and that we will not account to them for our acts.” - William Tecumseh Sherman


Still onward we pressed, till our banners

Swept out from Atlanta’s grim walls,

And the blood of the Patriot dampened

The soil where the traitor-flag falls;

But we paused not to to weep for the fallen,

Who slept by each river and tree,

Yet we twined the a wreath of laurel,

As Sherman marched down to the Sea!


Then sang we a song for our chieftain,

That echoed over river and lea;

And the stars of our banner shone brighter

When Sherman marched down to the sea


Sherman's Army of the West burns Atlanta and this cuts out southern reinforcements for General Lee of the Confederate army, saves the election for Abraham Lincoln and stops demands that Ulysses Grant be removed from his position. Sherman then moves his 62000 men on a march to the sea campaign from Atlanta to Savannah, Georgia. He does not take supplies and essentially goes off the grid from correspondence with anyone for two months. His mission is to destroy the South's will to resist by destroying railroads, houses, people's lives and livelihoods while crippling military resources and foraging liberally on the country. The location of each advancing corps could be seen by the flames along its route and Sherman's signature “neckties” that were created by an engineer regiment who would twist railroad bars with claws after heating so that they could never be used again.


Oh, proud was our army that morning,

That stood where the pine darkly towers, 

When Sherman said, “Boys, you are weary,

But today fair Savannah is ours!”

That echoed over river and Lea,

And the stars in our banner shone brighter

When Sherman camped down by the Sea!


It seemed to me then that the terrible energy they had displayed in the earlier stages of the war was beginning to yield to the slower but more certain industry and discipline of our Northern men.” - William Tecumseh Sherman


From Savannah Sherman marches across South Carolina with more looting and burning even more earnestly than before. His troops' marches draw comparisons to those of the roman legions while the South compares him to the Goths sacking the Romans. After the surrender of Robert E. Lee to Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Court House, Lincoln, Grant and Sherman are united in not further molesting the South. Abraham Lincoln is shot and Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederacy, is captured disguised as a woman while wearing his wife's raincoat and shawl with half a million worth of stolen gold that he had taken when abandoning his post. After the war Grant, Sherman, Phillip Sheridan and an unlikely figure, George Custer focus on the settlement of the plains, the Indian wars and Reconstruction in the South.


Let them see us the way they are,

They said. Clean weapons and bare feet.

Let them look at us in our rags.

They’ll know who we are.

We are Uncle Billy’s men.





Flood, Charles Bracken. Grant and Sherman: The Friendship That Saved the Civil War. Harper Perennial, 2005.


Sherman, William Tecumseh. Memoirs of General W.T. Sherman. Literary Classics of the United States, 1990. New York, New York.



Saturday, November 13, 2021

Creative writing I

 Just how weird can you take it


“Fuck it all man.”

“I’ve been down this road too many times. I cannot believe no one is calling my phone. I thought I had friends. People like my posts on social media but no one hits me up. I want to live in the time of Andy Warhol, the Velvet Underground, CBGB, Black Flag, the Grateful Dead, Skrillex, Future Islands. Where is the music in 2021?”


Jeb walks down the alleyway by himself at twilight trying to think of a creative way to spend another lonely night. He notices trash on the sidewalk, a raccoon in a gutter, and two women in mini skirts looking at him from the corner. Not a forwarded social person at this time of his life, underperforming and beginning his thirty-year long midlife crisis at age thirty, he walks right past them without making eye contact although they stared at him without saying a word the entire time.


“Thank God I reread the book of Proverbs yesterday. Those hoes were looking straight through me for my wallet. Damn they were fine though. I would like to get laid. How much even are whores? Do they all have all the diseases?”


So Jeb thought as he entered the liquor store with the intentions of buying a six pack of Budweiser. He became counter-intuitive at the last moment and bought a bottle of birthday cake flavored vodka. Assuming this was the the worst decision he had made in his life up to this point Jeb walked back to the corner to find that the beautiful women were no longer there.


“Fuck. Just another night doing the same shit, watching the same sports, thinking the same thoughts.”


Jeb then noticed the sound of voices from the second story of an apartment complex and looked up from the sidewalk. As Jeb raised his head his eyes made direct contact with two women wearing mini skirts standing on a staircase. Jeb’s eyes fell into his lung. His lung fell into his stomach. His stomach fell into his scrotum. For the first time in his life his balls fell into his ballsack.


“Hello.”


To Jeb it felt like two words: hell low. 


Low hell.


Bubba


“How does a man rob the cradle?”

“I would rob a cradle.”

“I would rob a cradle if there was some money in it.”

“I would rob a cradle if there was some jewelry in it.”

“I would rob a cradle if there was a computer with some bitcoins in it.”

“I wouldn’t rob a cradle for a damned baby.”

“There is kidnapping where you take a kid and demand a ransom.”

“The only reason I would take a baby out of it’s cradle though would be to change its diaper.”

“Or carry it around.”

“Or put it in it’s booster chair.”

“Or give it a bath.”

“Or put it in its playpen.”

“Or take it to it’s car seat.”

“Or hand it to its mother.”


John spoke all of this out loud standing across the room while looking into the eyes of his baby daughter Elizabeth crying at the top of her lungs from within her cradle.


Before your love will crack?


“Oh my God they have done it again.”

“My Grandparents are getting married in a recommitment ceremony for the 32nd time.”

“I can’t take it anymore.”

“Don’t they know that COVID is still a threat?”