Friday, January 14, 2022

Joke II

 Big sheets full of carbonated water

Lizards out on the deck

Let me tell you about it

There was this dude and he would ride 

From town to town

Each town he went to he killed 

All of the passenger pigeons

He went to each town until there

Were no passenger pigeons left

And a young girl asked him why he

Did this and he told her it was

Because it put a twinkle in his eye

The girl told him, “I bet you can’t kill

Every Carolina parakeet.” The dude asked

The girl why she would challenge him 

So and the girl replied, “It puts a wart

On my gourd.”


Stoned and all alone

Somewhere in rural Kentucky

Spring of 1995

Crawdads, bullfrogs, deer, horses, trees,

Gravel roads, ponds, hills, stars at night


Pioneers landed

Fought Indians 

Ate nuts, berries, leather, each other 


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