Thursday, May 26, 2022

Film II

 Top 5 directors


Martin Scorsese.

Robert Rodriguez.

Quentin Tarantino.

Christopher Nolan. 

John Ford.


Martin Scorsese stopped using rock and roll to fuel his films. 

Robert Rodriguez hasn’t done anything recently.

Quentin Tarantino is retired practically.

Christopher Nolan made Tenet (2020) and now is working on a film about the making of the atom bomb called Oppenheimer. This film was already made starring Paul Newman called Fat Man and Little Boy (1989). Expect a much fancier, sophisticated, and expensive version of that story.

John Ford died a very long time ago (1973).


A Western


Man with hoodie walks into grocery.

Goes over to the eggs

Takes one out and smashes it on the floor.

Grabs some ranch dressing, takes the

Wrapper off the top and squirts the

Ranch across the other sauces.

Dumps out a quart of milk on the

Ground.

Walks into another aisle where they 

Keep the soups. Takes out a can opener

Opens up a can of chicken noodle 

Soup and pours it on the ground.

Walks into another aisle and opens up

A container of coffee beans to

Dump it on the floor when a 

Woman with red painted 

Fingernails grabs him by the 

Wrist that was gripping

The coffee bean bag.

The man with the hoodie licks

His lips and looks into the woman’s

Eyes.

“Dare to take me out and

Buy me a drink?”

“Yes, mistress.

I will do anything for

You mistress.”

“Good. Meet me at the Tavern. 

I need ten minutes to pay 

For all the shit you just broke.”

On her red painted fingernails 

Is a wedding ring.

The man with the hoodie is also wearing a wedding ring.


Monday, May 23, 2022

Film I

 I don’t know. What the hell. I am sober as a cucumber cunt so I might as well write. Let’s talk about actors on this one. Steve McQueen is one hell of an actor. What’s a good movie of his? Bullit (1968). It’s real intense. Compact. He plays a police officer. Speeds around San Francisco. 

Another one with McQueen is Papillon (1973). He co-stars with Dustin Hoffman and they are sent to a prison camp that they try to escape from repeatedly and fail continuously. It is humorous but it is certainly not a comedy. The movie is so long and the acting by the duo so well done that it is easy to sympathize with their suffering kind of like the prison films Green Mile (1999) or Shawshank Redemption (1994) but more philosophical and less dramatic than those two more modern films.

Paul Newman was another leading man from the same time period. The guy from the salad dressing bottles. He starred in so many movies but a good one is the Hustler (1961). When I watched this movie I have such a squirrels mind that I thought the character of Paul Newman was out to hustle the entire cast from the start. I am still not convinced that it is impossible that Paul Newman the man had this same plot conceived while the director and writer were aiming for a more innocent plot of a young dupe accidentally falling into getting his way with everything and leaving collateral everywhere he goes. Oh yeah, he is a pool player in this one if you don’t know. The Color of Money (1986) he plays a pool player as well but this time as an older gentleman with a young Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise is a hell of an actor. How about Top Gun? The original Top Gun (1986) from when he was young with co-star Val Kilmer. American arrogance and exceptionalism mixed in a perfect cocktail. He is a young greaser in the Outsiders (1983) with Matt Dillon and Patrick Schwayze which is one of the best coming of age movies for roughnecks.

Matt Dillon. Shoot. Crash (2004). Wild Things (1998) with Kevin Bacon and Bill Murray.

Bill Murray. 1980 season of SNL. Caddy Shack (1980). The French Dispatch (2021) may be the last time we see this guy in original form since the cancer culture bug hath chosen to bite our dear friend.

Marlon Brando can’t be skipped if we are talking actors. The Godfather (1972) has to be his most relevant film but he is impossibly larger than life in Apocalypse Now! (1979)

Why all white guys?

Huh. Good point. Let’s choose a black guy.

Can’t think of one I want to talk about.

A white woman?

Reese Witherspoon was nice in Walk the Line (2005).

Oh shoot Joaquin Phoenix. This guy in The Master (2012) with Phillip Hoffman. Terrifying. I think that character is scarier than his deal as the Joker (2019). 

Wasn’t Phillip Hoffman cool as that guy who drove the van in Twister (1996)?

Rocking AC/DC as he drove into Tornados. 

Alright let’s do another. Johnny Depp. Dead Man (1995). What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)? With a young Leonardo Di Caprio who plays a mentally challenged kid phenomenally. Leonardo Di Caprio in the Revenant (2015) with Tom Hardy and Once Upon A Time (2019) in Hollywood with Brad Pitt. 

Brad Pitt (2011) in Moneyball. 

Jude Law in Cold Mountain.

Nicole Kidman in Cold Mountain.

Renee Zellwegger in Cold Mountain (2003).

Ok. Let’s talk about a black woman actor.

Nope.

Why?

It feels political. Straight up. It’s like I can talk freely about any white actor or actress but if it’s about a minority then I have to do it right and frankly I don’t know how to talk about a minority right. It’s not in my knowledge to do anymore. I wouldn’t kill a buffalo if I didn’t have a reason to or know how to do something with it afterwards. So I am not going to sit here and say Eddie Murphy, Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart because really what I liked them for was the shit they said that got them in trouble and admitting that could get me in trouble so I won’t mention that or them.


Saturday, May 21, 2022

Literature V

 The first time I came across Norman Mailer was in Jackson Street Booksellers on the liner notes of William S. Burroughs Naked Lunch. It was an old edition of the book and his praise of the banned author came across as redemptive. This came across to me as meaning that this man Norman Mailer was once an authority of the American literature scene.

A decade later after reading much pulp fiction, a better portion of the canon of G. K. Chesterton, C.S. Lewis, J. R. R. Tolkien, Douglas Wilson, Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, F. Scott Fitzgerald and William S. Burroughs, much to my own confoundment on the last writer mentioned, I realized I had over educated myself and was quite alone in my esoteric knowledge I remembered the notion I had had of Norman Mailer being an authority of American literature. So I sought him out through Amazon and bought his break through novel The Naked and the Dead.

The Beautiful and Damned is a novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald. It was published in 1922. It starts with a man falling in love with an attractive and rich woman and ends with him choosing to not pursue the relationship to its fruitful end for him to fade into obscurity to provide for himself riding a bicycle around New York City. The Naked and the Dead is a novel about soldiers in The Pacific theatre of World War II. It was published in 1948. One of the soldiers dies of a venerial disease he contracted from a black woman in a shack in the Deep South. Another character is an officer who earns the position through education and loses the position by an assassination from the troops true leader who successfully leads the troop thereafter over the mountain and back which was their mission. This book was such a hit that it propelled Norman to instant fame. He had signed up for World War II as a soldier with hopes to earn the experience to write a great novel about the war in the style of Ernest Hemingway to write fiction that was truer than history.

The writer Norman then wrote the Barbary Shore (1951) that was not as well received. A book about the intimate details of characters living in tenement housing in New York City. The next book he wrote was The Deer Park (1955). I enjoyed reading this book about characters living in the golden age of Hollywood. JFK also told Norman Mailer that he enjoyed reading the Deer Park along with his other books up to that point that included The Naked and the Dead and Barbary Shore.

Advertisements For Myself and Cannibals and Christians are two collections of writing from Mailer. They include essays and poetry from the author on American Society in the 1950s and 60s respectively. Deaths for the Ladies and Other Disasters (1961) is a book of poetry that Mailer published that included a poem about stabbing his lover. The infamous line, “So long as you use a knife, there's some love left”, was about real life as he did stab his wife in reality in 1960. I ordered this book as my most recent order from Amazon but never received it and did not pursue why figuring it was probably for the best since this act of his along with the publishing of such a book containing such sentiment is heinous.

An American Dream (1965) was his next novel where he details a toxic love affair with a rich bitch that he murders by throwing off a balcony and subsequently gets away with. Norman’s wife in real life that he stabbed did not press charges against Norman Mailer because she loved him so much and was overwhelmed with the power of the treacherous betrayal from her Husband who she had had child with. The act was done in New York City on a night with a group of their acquaintances in a room and on impulse the drunken Mailer charged his wife like a bull from across the room with a knife. When his friends went to call the ambulance he screamed, “Let the bitch die.”

In 2007 Norman Mailer died. In 1997 William S. Burroughs died. It’s the year 2022 as I write this and there is not much of a literary scene in the classic sense anymore. Radio, television, movies, technology, and social media has rendered the knowledge of books to an esoteric crowd. Back in 2008 when I first picked up Naked Lunch (1959) I thought it was a book that was full of secret knowledge inaccessible to those who were not hip and wise enough to understand it. The book doesn’t make any sense and neither did his Trilogy that I read including the Soft Machine (1961), the Ticket that Exploded (1962) and Nova Express (1964). William S. Burroughs used a method of writing that placed him as the first post-modernist writer where he would cut up his writing and rearrange it before publishing so that his message or vision would go straight into the readers subconscious understanding without letting the reader comprehend the writing through the “brainwashing” technique of understanding what the hell you are reading.

He wrote a book called Junkie (1953) however that is written in normal prose and contains the ultimate hipster proverb that the only secret is that there is no secret. In 1951 William S. Burroughs shot his wife in Mexico City. He got away with it. Allegedly he shot his wife in the forehead by accident because they were playing a game where he was to shoot an apple off the top of her head with a pistol. He claimed it was a stunt called “William Tell”. Later his story changed to authorities in Mexico that the gun discharged accidentally after he set it on a table and sent a bullet through his wife’s forehead. 


what they want

Vallejo writing about

loneliness while starving to

death ;

Van Gogh’s ear rejected by a

whore ;

Rimbaud running off to Africa

to look for gold and finding

an incurable case of syphilis ;

Beethoven gone deaf ;

Pound dragged through the streets

in a cage ;

Chatterton taking rat poison ;

Hemingway’s brains dropping into the orange juice ;

Pascal cutting his wrists

in the bathtub ;

Artaud locked up with the mad ;

Dostoyevsky stood up against a wall ;

Crane jumping into a boat propeller ;

Lorca shot in the road by Spanish

troops ;

Berryman jumping off a bridge ;

Burroughs shooting his wife ;

Mailer knifing his.

—that’s what they want :

a God damned show

a lit billboard

in the middle of hell.

that’s what they want,

that bunch of

dull

irnarticulate

safe

dreary

admirers of

carnivals.”

-Charles Bukowski (1977) 



Sunday, May 15, 2022

Literature IV

 Faulkner Ballz


I am more into writing than anything and I know that the art of my life guides my writing.


Titties C’mon


Ernest Hemingway may well have shot himself when he sat down to his typewriter because he could not write true.


Hunter S Thompson “


Writers today may do well by shooting themselves if they do write true.


Fuck


An old man walks into a town and a boy of seventeen meets him. The old man looks into the eye of the young man and asks him if he has ever heard of bestiality, scatology, polygamy, pedophilia, occultism, incest, human trafficking, the dark web or the deep state. The seventeen year old boy replied that he had not heard of these things. The old man asked the young man if he knew what they were and the seventeen year old boy replied that he did know what they were.

The old man continued walking through town with the young man. Abruptly the seventeen year old boy turned into a tavern and asked the patrons at the bar if there was anyone he could score a blowjob from and at that they all looked at the door to the restroom that was opening. A seventeen year old woman came out and the seventeen year old boy asked the young woman if she had ever heard of child sacrifice.

The young woman asked the boy if he had ever heard of rape. A barmaid hooted from across the bar, “have you ever heard of castration?” An older male patron at the end of the bar bellered, “how about murder?” A skinny, worn, greasy fellow at the electronic gambling machine piped up with the words, “treachery and betrayal.” At this the pastor of the town and his wife who were eating in the restaurant portion of the tavern hollered, “self-righteousness and prigishness”, with a terrible shrill shriek.

At this everyone got shivers and the seventeen year olds went into the restroom. The barmaid cleaned the glasses. The elderly man at the end of the bar queued songs on the jukebox with his smartphone. The gambler gambled. The Christian couple ate their dinner.

The old man who initially asked the strange questions to the young man continued walking through town to get onto a bus that was going to the next town. When the old man got to the next town he got off the bus. An eighteen year old woman met him. He asked her if she had ever heard of love. She replied, “of course I love you Grandpa.”



Monday, May 2, 2022

Journey IV


 My drive started out like any other drive headed West on Dodge street in the afternoon in Omaha, Nebraska. Then on the western city limit of Columbus, Nebraska I was swept away into a huge thunder cloud. The cloud represented the huge ass full of cellulite of an aged Protestant queen bee and as I traversed into its murky depths it shit hail upon me mercilessly. By 5 am the next morning I was at my destination, Devil’s Tower in the North Eastern corner of Wyoming.

Devil’s Tower was ensconced in a shroud of mountain air confusion otherwise known as fog or mist where Mountain Dew grows natural also where we get the root of the suffix, mystery. I walked around Devil’s Tower and slowly felt the idiocy that my city routine or rut creates in my head wear away to perfect clarity. I looked down at the mud of the trail and thought that that is the state of my mind amongst the tools of drudgery that my regimented life creates.

Eighteen hours of non-stop driving and a two hour hike around Devil’s Tower is what it takes to get my brain to think with clarity so be it. Next I drive through Spearfish scenic route to Deadwood, South Dakota. There is a Taco John’s in Deadwood and everything else is a tourist trap. I get my Super Ole’s and drive up to Roosevelt mountain until the entire road is full of snow drift. I park the car and hike the rest of the way to Friendship Tower. Here I enjoy my tuna and crackers within the walls of the tower while a black storm cloud sends torrents of gusty rain outside.

The sun is setting and since Devil’s Tower was my most northwestern destination everything since ten am has been a part of the trip home. The sun is beginning to set so I decide to forego Mt. Rushmore, Crazy Horse, and Sylvan Lake. I drive through Custer State Park and Wind Cave National Park and sight my first large fauna outside of the sturdy mule deer and antelope including a herd of Elk, some Bison and coyotes hunting at dusk amongst the Prairie Dogs.

The silhouette of the Black Hills shows black behind me with a purple sunset. I drive through Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in the dark and re-enter white civilization at Rushville, Nebraska where I buy a map to regain my bearings and choose my route home. I have to work that afternoon and hope to get home by morning so I may get some sleep. 

As I drive through the pitch black with The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet album on non-stop repeat I can’t help but think just how out of touch I am with my surroundings. At a stoplight I get out of my car to get a water bottle out of my trunk to hydrate with after consuming half a bag of sunflower seeds. Outside of the artificial environment that my white Ford Fiesta 2015 creates I find for a couple seconds a peace I wasn’t looking for. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere Nebraska in the pitch black I find myself small, helpless, insignificant, unknown and finally, gone.